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90% Star Trek & 10% gross sobbing
The name's Vic
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Message me anytime about anything-- I don't bite but I must warn I get emotional about Chris Pine and or Zachary...
Spock: Uneventful
Kirk: What?
Spock: What?
Kirk: I asked if you’re close with your father and you sat here in silence for five minutes and then said “uneventful”
Spock: I would die for you.
Kirk: I’d die for you first.
Bones, from across the ship: NO ONE HERE IS DYING!
Chekov: Mr. Scott, is “idiot” a swear word?
Scotty: No, but it’s not a nice word to call someone.
Chekov, turning to the rest of the people in the engineering room: I was RIGHT, FUCKERS!
illustrated this my fave @incorrect-star-trek post which i love and which brings me infinite joy (x)
i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it
Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”
Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”
#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek
give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan
“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”
*prolonged silence* “oh my…”
“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”
*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”
Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”
The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.
Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:

I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.
Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.
Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab
look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!
“am crab.”
“am also crab–wait a minute”
“…YOOOOOOOOOOO”
“YOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Same crab!”
“Same crab!”
The Value of Mars Exploration
(An unedited reflection on science and my time studying it)
The value of Mars exploration is great,
but perhaps also elusive. The “red planet” holds 4-billion years
of geological history to explore, the surface of which is yet to be
scratched. In order to appreciate the value of exploring Mars
however, you need somewhat of a historical perspective. Some of the
most groundbreaking advances in technology (and therefore quality of
life) were not the result of
predetermined intent. Almost every discovery made, has been a
surprise. Therefore the value of exploring Mars, is in its own right
a mystery. This question can be approached in terms of potential; It
is entirely obvious that a place as large and old as Mars has an
intriguing set of clues to fundamentally important questions: why do
planets evolve differently from the Earth, how did Mars lose its
atmosphere, was there ever running water on the surface of Mars, and
are we alone? So in a sense we can assign value to exploring Mars
based on the questions we intend to explicitly explore. Even this
won’t do full justice to the actual value that would come from
exploring Mars, for this
assumes that we know what questions to ask. The safest way to
appreciate the significance of exploring this place is to look back
and see how scientific exploration has always turned out.
It is somewhat ironic that in order to justify science, historical evidence needs to be recalled. The nature of scientific inquiry is most often serendipitous. For example, when Isaac Newton sought to explain how it was that planets moved throughout the Solar System, he invented calculus. In doing this Newton almost certainly didn’t expect to also invent a branch of mathematics that empowered humanity to create computers, robotics, and even fly supersonic jets across the sky. Yet in a sense, these are all distant relatives of astronomy thanks to their common origin in calculus. This example, although dramatic, has a thread of truth that runs through the entire history of science. Even in cases of profound theoretical prediction, like the prediction of the Higgs Boson, discovery is still inevitable both in the sense that a theory is never complete in its prediction, but also in the sense that scientific consensus will not be reached until after a discovery and so this still represents a collective epiphany.
The value of exploring Mars is just the next piece in this thread of serendipitous adventure. Qualifying this exploration on the word “why” radically devalues the magnitude of our ignorance of that world, and of the amount of exploration it would require to “conquer” it; For to explore Mars, we must explore our own potential in ways that have never been done before. We have to explore the ways space affects us biologically, we need to explore our potential to look at what is currently impossible, and engineer the impossibility away. Martian exploration provides us with so many challenges that the value of the exploration is only partially about the planet itself. Is the point of weightlifting to make a heavy object inhabit space a few feet higher than before? The value of exploring Mars is obviously encompassed in all the mystery hidden away in the 4-billion year history of the Red Planet, but there is more: the value of exploring Mars is in all the ways it’s currently difficult, and how those things no longer will be afterwords. In a sense, a post-Mars humanity will have grown in all the ways where now Mars exploration challenges us (i.e. a lot). Exploring Mars, means radically empowering humanity. It is important to therefore look at where problems arise that make Martian exploration difficult, for the solving of such problems is therefore the minimum boundary on the value of exploring Mars.
By defining the values of such work in this way, we inevitably draw our appreciation for the benefits in terms of what the costs are. Space exploration in this sense is an investment in ourselves. So therefore in order to really narrow down how to value the exploration of Mars, we need to first explore how this endeavor is costly. There are obviously many ways in which something like this is expensive, most not defined explicitly in terms of financial cost; For example: there could be physical costs, political costs, and even spiritual costs etc. Finally it is critical to understand that just as the true values of science are often serendipitous in nature, so too can the costs be unexpected. Therefore the following suggestions are meant as the minimum ways in which such a voyage may cost humanity.
It makes sense to begin with the most obvious way in which a voyage to Mars will cost us: financially. A trip to Mars in any aspect will incur exorbitant expenditure on behalf of the peoples and governments sponsoring such a voyage. A common saying is that for every pound launched into orbit it costs “$10,000”. This may not be exactly accurate but it captures the point. Every aspect of space exploration is tremendously costly and this begins with the fact that to even get to space, massive amounts of money need to be put into a launch vehicle. This is true for Mars too. There are numerous ways to make the journey, whether by a Cycler orbit, a Hohmann Transfer or through some other method not yet clear to us. For each, here will be a cost. For example, in order to get to Mars by using a Hohmann Transfer you need enough fuel to not simply get your astronauts and supplies into space, but to stretch your orbital trajectory so that it goes from Earth to Mars where you then use more fuel to slow down. The amount of fuel to do this is tremendous. Furthermore, since this method means simply orbiting your way into a Martian gravity well, you are only going to move so fast. Therefore a crew must be able to survive in space for that long. When you think about how every pound launched into orbit is that much more of an expense, and how much food you eat in a few months: it’s obvious as to why the cost rises quickly.
So obvious is it that a voyage to the Red Planet would cost a lot of money, that the case hardly needs to be made. Focus therefore should be on the ways that costs could surprise us. For example, if there are long-term consequences of being in microgravity for extended lengths of time we aren’t yet aware of. This is something that we may have figured out but until the experiment is actually done, we just won’t know for sure. Furthermore, it is clear that if something were to go wrong and lives were lost because of this mission(s), politicians could easily face consequences. Just like war efforts, grand explorations missions may be tied to the identity of a single politician for whatever reason. This was obviously the case with President John F. Kennedy thanks to his “We will go to the Moon” speech. If something were to go wrong then a highly visible exploration effort could become a prime target for political fodder. The Apollo missions are generally regarded as success stories but even so when Kennedy’s old political opponent Richard Nixon ascended to the Presidency, NASA found itself ordered to dismantle the Apollo missions and begin focusing on the construction of the Space Shuttle – often regarded as a retreat from NASA’s ambitious human missions.
Due to the volatile nature of politics, NASA may be forced to change their approach halfway through a directive: should we go straight to Mars or should we go to the Moon first? One administration may want one thing and another a different one. This constant changing of direction could not only force NASA to spend money on things that have already been accomplished in different ways, but it could repeatedly drive away potential contract bidders. Less options will almost certainly result in not having the most favorable option at least once, and therefore drive up costs. A private contractor cannot be expected to always bear the brunt of political misfortunes on behalf of a government agency.
This potential for these costs to be unexpectedly driven up is representative of the risks taken by the private sector. When a contract is set to outlast an officeholder the contractor is taking a gamble that the next officeholder will continue honoring said contract. The risks of space missions paying off are therefore economically uncertain. Since budgets are points of intense debate (and partisanship) in Congress, whether or not a company will get paid on time (or at all) depends on the year. The relationship extends to taxpayers: NASA missions have historically contributed wonderful spinoff technologies that have helped drive the economy and society overall.
The space program for example, has contributed many cornerstone advancements of the modern world: whether it’s communications satellites, CATScan technology or smoke detectors. Without a doubt the world would be a dramatically different place today if it weren’t for these things. Hindsight makes it clear the scientific investments that led to such technological achievements were wise ones. It should be emphasized that this payoff wasn’t and still isn’t clear beforehand. Many such advancements however were the result of risks that astronauts faced on their missions led to humanity radically pushing its boundaries to specifically find solutions for those astronauts.
With this in mind it’s clear that there is a duality to the risk-payoff nature of a mission to Mars. Like previous astronauts, Martian explorers would face a list of known risks (and likely numerous unclear ones). It will take tremendous effort on the part of scientists and engineers to solve the numerous problems people would face on their way to Mars, but if these problems are solved, the technical payoff would reverberate back to Earth. This is an inevitable benefit of the space program. Simply by understanding the physical risks inherent to astronauts it’s possible to begin inferring the sorts of benefit Earth would reap by their solving; For example one solution being worked on at the EVA laboratory at MIT is the BioSuit. This suit utilizes a system of small springs built into the suit to provide pressure to the body, rather than an astronaut suiting up inside a balloon. Professor (and previous Deputy Administrator of NASA) Dava Newman is working on this concept. She says that there is potential for such a spacesuit to help both victims of cerebral palsy and strokes:
“We have been working with colleagues at Children’s Hospital in Boston, Harvard’s Wyss Institute, Boston University, and Draper Laboratory to see if we can use our technology and engineering designs to help infants with brain damage that affects motor skills, children with cerebral palsy, and stroke victims, who typically lose motor skills on one side of their bodies. The idea is first to use BioSuit “sleeves” with builtin sensors on the legs to measure movements—to understand, for instance, how much motion and kicking by infants is typical and compare that with the limited kicking and motions of children with cerebral palsy. The next step—a big one—is to add actuators that can enhance and direct movement. In the case of cerebral palsy and stroke victims, that would be a way of giving back some of the lost motion. People with cerebral palsy expend a lot of energy moving and have stiffened muscles; our BioSuit technology and know-how could guide movement and enhance mobility to make it more efficient. And because the brains of newborns are still so plastic, enhancing the natural kicking of infants with potential motor problems from brain damage might actually reshape the motor programs and partly “heal” their brains.”1

If true, it’s clear that there is incredible potential to help humans on Earth, even in the minutia of a mission to Mars. Although astronauts face personal risks on such missions, the risks of not undertaking missions like this in general span all of humanity. To not go to Mars is therefore a planetary risk, though it’s not explicitly clear how, and to what magnitude. If it were clear this would probably be a somewhat more common justification. To not go to Mars is to stunt human potential, especially in the intersection of biology and technology: a place where further understanding and capability have great potential to change lives.
It is therefore difficult to divorce the idea of sending astronauts to Mars from the risk of becoming uninvested in relevant scientific exploration. Space exploration is inspiring and motivating. Extraordinary efforts go into advancing space science and it requires such extraordinary efforts. Rare is it that such difficult problems attract swaths of young minds to the STEM fields. Space exploration however, is one such rallying point – perhaps the best. On several levels this is relevant: students who go work in space exploration that contributes civilization-wide spinoffs, students who go into STEM intending to work in space exploration (but maybe end up somewhere else), and students inspired by space exploration but don’t end up in the STEM fields. The first two groups contribute to the global infrastructure, technology and economy directly: one from whatever spinoffs result in the space program and the other by working directly on terrestrially-sourced problems. The third group may not directly contribute to technical achievements but would almost certainly provide the political support NASA and various science agencies need in order to attract public funding. This is all due to the technical and economic feedback loop that exciting exploration programs like a mission to Mars would result in. Were we to not go to Mars, this feedback loop would obviously shrink or die to some extent. This is a risk of not exploring Mars.
Considering all the different ways in which risks and benefits are intimately tied in space exploration, we can assume that by facing the risks of a mission to Mars, we stand to gain quite a lot. Nevertheless it is impossible to know exactly what benefits would come of it. Societies have never faced civilization-wide detriment for indulging the spirit of exploration (to my knowledge), however. It’s important to then really face the idea of whether or not a mission to Mars is truly justified. It will certainly take a lot of money and a lot of physical risk on the part of the astronauts. Fundamentally these are the prohibitive risks. Perhaps it would be useful in light of the benefits of scientific exploration to frame the question as “what are the risks of not exploring Mars?”
On the other hand greater risks are taken with far less scrutiny: is invading another country a risk? It’s almost certainly going to cost more money, more lives and have far more geopolitically divisive consequences than a mission to Mars. Realistically, there are many activities conducted by or on the behalf of governments and nations that incur damage to economies and lives than space exploration. Space exploration is one of the few things that can be done that will almost certainly benefit the global economy, infrastructure, quality of life, and unite disparate political groups. The risks are almost inscrutably small to the average person. The only consequential dangers are to the astronauts on the mission – and these people are almost unanimously hailed as heroes as they voluntarily put humanities best foot forward into the dark, bringing enlightenment back to us. It is clear that Martian exploration is justified.
This is a common perspective across the fields of science (though maybe not unanimous). The issue of whether or not space exploration is justified (and specifically a mission to Mars) seems to be more controversial to the “uninitiated” in the STEM fields. Assuming this to be true, it isn’t clear to me why. It could be true by definition if such people were in part brought into the Stem “fold” by being inspired by things like space exploration (being a part of that “feedback loop” mentioned above) or science fiction. Like parents, scientists often dote on their research, yet a new parent is hardly ever asked “what is a newborn baby good for?”.
Before starting my astronomy degree, I was a humanities student. Although intrigued and supportive of the space program, I approached problems in fundamentally different ways. I would ask “What’s possible?” in the context of modern technology. As a scientist (sort of) I find myself asking questions more akin to “How can this be made possible?”. I don’t know exactly why this perspective shift happened but it certainly occurred (probably gradually). As a longtime lover of science fiction, my core sympathies and hopes were always in entirely in favor of the space program. The change in perspective as I see it, is probably more fundamental. Among the scientists I’ve spoken to, if going to Mars were entirely up to then it would be only a question of how to make it happen. Science is fundamentally explorative in nature. Having trained my mind to rigorously indulge intellectual curiosity over the last four years has possibly promoted shift in perspective. After studying astronomy and physics I can now acknowledge that I do see the world differently than before. The mysteries are different, and mystery itself means something different. Mystery is no longer a wrench in the machine of the world, a source of impossibility, ignorance or magic. Mystery is now a target, a destination – the magic, in a sense, is still there. It is no longer the superstitious fear of walking a minefield but the magic of opening a gift, traveling to a new place, and in doing so uniting the universe I see with the internal growth from knowledge and experience.
(Top image credit: NASA
Image & quote source: Newman, D. (n.d.). Building the Future Spacesuit. Ask Magazine.)